>  July 08, 2007 - The Revolving Door Continues, MySpace Makes Me Lazy, Studio News & C.

This angry looking fellow is John.  As you can see, he's not Mike Stoltzfus.  Mikey unfortunately had to leave the band suddenly for personal reasons.  Fortunately John here is a wizard on bass and has been able to pick up where Mike left off without missing a beat.  We're a lot like Spinal Tap in that one position in our band (the bass spot) is cursed and nobody sticks around very long.  John promises to put and end to the revolving door for bass players.  Let's hope he doesn't spontaneously combust on stage.

You may have noticed that this website hasn't been updated in yonks.  Well I'm going to blame it on MySpace.  It makes me lazy because it's much easier to update than this page is.  In fact, it's so easy to update, that Johnny has been able to take care of it, which only feeds my desire to be lazy about this site.  I'll try to be a good boy from now on.

In recording news, the music is all but complete for our upcoming first installment to our trilogy of death, THE AGE OF MAN.  We just need to do a little bit of guitar, and we need to do vocals for 3 tracks.  Still hoping for an October release.  I'll admit that I'm a tad biased, but this record is going to be freakin AWESOME!  We haven't done any serious mixing on it yet, and it already blows Three Nails of Fate out of the water, both musically and in overall sound.  You will want to buy it.  Trust me.

Posted a bunch of new shows.  Come to at least one or turn in your metal horns at the office.

Some of you may know that our illustrious drummer John is also the singer for Fatal Aggression.  FA is due to release a new CD very soon, but John occasionally gets a bit tongue tied in the studio.  If you'd like a quick laugh, check out this montage.

Until next time...

Oh yeah, and the forum is gone.  Sorry, but I was getting creamed by spammers.